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Dear Josh,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when you smacked my butt under the bus and I saw you sit on your 'My Little Pony' collection. I'm sure you're mashocistic enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Your everlasting enemy,
Lindsey.





Now it's your turn!Dear (someone you tagged)I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12),(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?

• Blue - I'm in love with your cat
• Red - Our affair is over
• White - I’m joining the Convent
• Black -Our romance is over
• Green- Our socks don't match
• Grey - You're a leprechaun
• Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
• Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
• Brown - The mafia wants you
• No shirt - You're mean
• Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?

• January - That night you picked your nose
• February -When I quoted Forest Gump
• March - When your dwarf bit me
• April - When I tripped on peanut butter
• May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
• June - When you put cuffs on me
• July – When you smacked my butt
• August - When I saw the purple monkey
• September - Last year when you peed your pants
• October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
• November - When your dog humped my leg
• December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?

• Tacos - In your apartment
• Chicken- In your car
• Pasta - Outside of your office
• Hamburgers - Under the bus
• Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
• Lasagna - In your closet
• Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
• Fish - In a clown suit
• Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
• Pizza - At the mental hospital
• Hot dog - Under a street light
• Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?

• Yellow - Ignore
• Red - Put whipped cream
• - Hit onBlue - Knock out
• Purple - Pour syrup on
• White - Carve your initials into
• Grey - Pull the clothes off
• Brown - bit of
• Orange - Castrate
• Pink - Pull the pants off of
• Barefoot - Sit on
• Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?

• Black - My boyfriend
• White - My father
• Grey – The Catholic Priest
• Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
• Purple - My corned beef hash
• Red – My knee caps
• Blue - My salt-beef bucket
• Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
• Orange - My Blink 182 cd
• Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
• Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?

• One Tree Hill - Senile
• Heroes- Frostbitten
• Lost - High
• Simpsons- Cowardly
• The news - Scarred
• American Idol - Masochistic
• Family Guy - Open
• Top Model -
• Middle-class
• Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?

• Happy - How awful you are
• Sad - How boring you are
• Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
• Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
• Depressed – That we’re related
• Excited - That I may pee my pants
• Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
• Worried - That your Ford sucks
• Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
• Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
• Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
• Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
• Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

• White - Your toe ring
• Yellow - Your love letters to me
• Red - The pictures from Vegas
• Black - Your pet rock
• Blue - The couch cushions
• Green - Your car
• Orange - Your false teeth
• Brown - Your Purple thong
• Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
• Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
• Pink - The cut toenails
• Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?

• A/B - My virginity
• C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
• E/F - Your neighbors dog
• G/H - The oil tank from your car
• I/J - Your left ear
• K/L - The results of that blood-sample
• M/N - Your glass eye
• O/P - My common sense
• Q/R - Your mom
• S/T - Your collection of butterflies
• U/V - Your criminal record
• W/X – Your suicide note
• Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?

• A/B - Love your sweet, sweet Butt
• C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
• E/F -Never will forget that night
• G/H – Will not tell the authorities you stole the whale from the back yard.
• I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
• K/L - Hate your cooking
• M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
• O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
• Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
• S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
• U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
• W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
• Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?

• Wine- Our friendship is ruined
• Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
• Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
• Milk - The apartment building is on fire
• Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
• Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
• Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
• Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
• Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
• Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
• Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
• Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?T

• hailand – Warm tingly sensations
• Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
• France - Love always
• Spain - With tears of sadness
• China – You make me sick
• Germany – Please don’t hurt me
• Japan - Go milk a cow
• Greece - Your everlasting enemy
• USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
• Egypt – Kiss my butt
• Brazil- Don't cry for me

Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies

These are cookies that I have all ways wanted to try to make. So, I found a recipe on the internet because I knew they had to exist. Turned out that my entire family loves them. When I make them, they are gone within a day or two. Then my Mama all ways ends up making them again, a few days later.

• 1 cup All-Purpose Flour




• 3 Tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder




• 1 Teaspoon baking powder




• 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda




• 1/2 Teaspoon salt




• 1/2 Teaspoon ground cinnamon




• 1/2 Cup margarine




• 1/2 Cup Brown Sugar




• 1/2 Cup White sugar




• 1 egg




• 1 Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract




• 1 1/4 Cup oats




• 1/2 Cup of Chocolate Chips

1. Preheat oven to 350 F. Stir together; flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon, in a small bowl. Set aside




2. Larger bowl, cream together the margarine, brown sugar, and white sugar. Beat egg and vanilla.




3. Stir in dry ingridents with wooden spoon.




4. Mix in the oats and chocolate chips.




5. tablespoons on cookie sheets.




6. Bake to 6-8 mins.

I cook them normally for 6 mins and let them cool on the pan. Which cooks it a little more while cooling.

Discusting Blister!

So, I wore High heels all day and then I went for a walk bare foot on pavement....not the best idea because this is what you get...

see the skin that isnt even pulled awy from the foot????

The Difference Between Rich/Poor People

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "

It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" The father asked. "

Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" Asked the father.

The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless. Then his son added, "Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we are."

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Pass this on to friends and family and acquaintances and help them refresh their perspective and appreciation. "Life is too short and friends are too few."

I love this story, I forgot about it until I re-read it today. Well, today I am going on splits with the sister missionaries. The girl we are talking to is feeling good about it right now. Which is good. :) So, we are teaching about the restoration today. Hopefully, she'll except the offer when I invite her to church.

It's all about the quote. :)

Yesterday, I found someone that I had just recently met on facebook. She had a quote in her a little about me box on her profile. Which, read; "Love is a fruit in season at all times. -Mother Teresa". I really like that quote. If you know me, you know that I am really BIG into quotes. I love what this one is saying. It says that no matter what is in season at the time, whether it be clothes, fruit, etc.....that love will never go out of season. So, as much as we are scared and have that fear, it's still there in the back of our minds, and sometimes we don't even notice you do love someone. Well, I am off to get my hair chopped off and colored. Talk to you later. :)

Valentine's Day

So, this is Josh and I, the day we went out to take Gabriel's engagement photo's. Well, I am going to blog about my Valentine's Day. Did you know that this was my first Valentine's Day with a Valentine??? Crazy, isnt' it? Well, we didn't do anything to big. We went to Supercross. At first, I didn't really know what to expect but it was exciting. Before, all of this Josh picked me up at my house, but I wasn't quite finished with Gabriel's cd he was making for Katie (he couldn't for some reason burn it correctly), so Josh patiently waited for me to finish, and then we said our goodbye's to the family. When we were walking out to the car, I was rambling on about who knows what. While he was 0pening the door for me, I just stopped and was surprised to see these beautiful flowers and my favorite chocolate candy (ferrero rondroir) in my seat. I wasn't expecting to get anything, other than the supercross ticket. It was a wonderful surprise and a great gift. The whole day was amazing, except how cold it was, we could see our breath. Josh brought gloves but he let me wear them because he knew my hands would be cold. Not only were my hands freezing but my feetsies were freezing. Josh is so caring and sweet; he took off his socks and put them on my feet. I laughed at him but of course, I said thank you. All and all it was a great day. We had a scare at the end of supercross, but I hope that the man is doing better.

Here are a couple pictures of the flowers;

So pretty, they are on my shelf but they are dying :(

Sorry Anie, I meant to do this earlier but I was out running around with my mother, then when you texted I was out with Gabe. I was trying to help him find some things for his wedding invitations.

Pictures of Gabe's accident

So, as some of you know from previous post that my older brother was in a car accident. Here are some pictures of his car. he is extremely blessed and lucky to be alive. I'm so thankful for our Heavenly Father and that side air bag that was the only thing that saved his life.